GETTING TO KNOW YOU > Part 3

Father James (of the non-religious variety) and 7 year old son, Byron, report in about themselves. Merci.

BYRON

I tip ... because I want to be on the top of the ladder.

My team is ... Sydney Swans.

If I were an AFL player, I would play ... full forward.

My autobiography would be called ... Byron's History Book.

If I could live in any city in the world ... I would live in Byron Bay.

My dream job ... is to play AFL.

If I'm about to watch the footy on TV, I ... don't know

The first thing I'll do when I wake up tomorrow morning is ... watch World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE).

If I were a colour, I'd be ... Red & White.

If I were invited to perform at the AFL Grand Final pre-show entertainment, I would ... play the drums.

JAMES

I tip ... despite being aware of what a waste of time it is.

My team is ... Sydney.

If I were an AFL player, I would play ... on the ball.

My autobiography would be called ... Variations On a Theme.

If I could live in any city ... I wouldn't. I'd live in the country.

My dream job ... to make the films I want to make and the gardens I want to design.

If I'm about to watch the footy on TV, I ... make a nice cup of tea.

The first thing I'll do when I wake up tomorrow morning is ... work on my screenplay about Luigi Maria D'Albertis, the Italian scoundrel who explored New Guinea in the 1870's.

If I were a colour ... I'd be jungle green.

If I were invited to perform ... I'd ask why.