Wednesday, 12 April 2017

Round 2, 2017: The Dogs are No Bunnies

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It’s an excellent word, unfurling. Comes off the tongue with its meaning ready made. And if the Doggies had been put away over the off season just like their Premiership flag, they sure rolled themselves open and spread themselves out on Friday night.

With our Cygnet away at music camp, the Cob and I found ourselves with a rare three nights as a twosome. We headed to our favourite Pakistani in Enmore. It’s a white tiled affair with lighting that doesn’t hide a blemish. There’s a tandoor at the door with strips of chicken and fish oranging on skewers against the wall. The palak paneer has punch. The breads come too hot to handle. It’s a place whose din always reminds me of the months I spent on the subcontinent as a nineteen year old, living on a few dollars a day, eating at roadside stops and street carts, months of simplicity coupled with sensory weight. The Cob and I sat eye to eye, pulling at naan, scooping at daal, spooning spinach and tearing chicken, past the point of being full, into that territory when taste overrides sate.

We waddled to the pub down the street. The Warren View has sat at the intersection of Stanmore and Enmore roads since 1870, when it boasted a view of a mansion called ‘The Warren’, the home of a tycoon wool merchant and politician, Thomas Holt, who named his estate after the rabbits he bred for hunting. I suppose he would have kept dogs.

We rolled in on the coin toss. Two fellas peeled off a small round table right in front of the main screen just before the siren. We haven’t watched a game together in a pub for an age. Possibly it was a dozen years ago in Lismore with a mate who barracks for Freo; we watched them play Sydney with the sound down. But sound and mood were up at the Warren View. The room was lined with lads. A table to the right propped a single numberless Doggie and a rowdy cohort of unidentifieds around him. We noticed a small plastic Premiership Cup in the centre of their beers. One hundred games for Libba and Reid and Sam goaled within the first minute. But I was still taking in the room. The numbers 19 and 29 down the front, the six sole women in the room, the SciFi door of the Pokie lounge, swallowing and spitting its callers. Tippett was suddenly down. But a second to Reid gave permission to be loud in there! And then Laidler was lining up for points. Swans had the first ten clearances of the match! The lone Dog applauded Bob’s first.

There’s something wonderful about the watching experience that is not from one’s sofa, nor from one’s stadium. In the intimacy of the pub, it’s a bit of both. We come together as spectators, casually, unsorted by the rigours of the stadium, intimately. We have one eye on the play and one eye on each other. And it’s a dance of attention that somehow expands the game.

It was horrid watching Reid in the ruck; I want him to think of himself as Swarovski crystal from now on. The shout for Ollie was already up for Florent. And Hayward ingratiated himself straight away. Newman and the replacement MO didn’t do too badly either. But the midfield looked inert. And our defence looked terrifying—for us. What was once stable now felt like that room of one arm bandits next door, a confined space where you might lose everything. The bodies we offered up down there for bolstering left a vacant lot in our front half. So when the rebound did come, the chase and recoil came quicker. Rabbits hounded into their warrens. The Dogs just run you to death.

The Cob and I spent half time sipping and wondering. Sydney’s population has just hit five million. What would become of humanity? We ordered million dollar scotches and a middy. One of the guys at the table ahead of us sat head down, rolling his coaster round and round while his mates stocked up for Part 2. He looked like Jared Moore, the brick-wall ex Swan 33. He looked very like Jared Moore.

He stayed calm while the rest of us swelled to the fourth. Up we went, down we sat. But he watched with the pendulum swinging on the inside. A Dogesque daisy chain of handballs landed in Buddy’s basket. One goal, two goal, three goal … When Reid’s sixth kicked us into a four point lead, the front room erupted. I wished it was 12 seconds on the clock not minutes. Picken missed the next attempt and the Irishman at the Cob’s shoulder gave him a wink: ‘I was calling to hook it.’

But they were so quick. They were so organised. Their structures were impeccable. Bont, Picken, Stringer, Picken. What was left to defenders? Our lone Dog in the pub was calm enough simply to applaud. He knew that his fellas had the smell of the kill in their nostrils now. The Doggies are playing with taste not sate.

As the siren cleared the field, the ladies at the adjacent table gathered up bags and coats. The Dog had his photo taken with the plastic Premiership. The fellas at the table in front ordered another round. All of our collective feeling unfurled in a jumble of shown and kept. That must be what teammates feel like sometimes. The Cob and I sipped the last of the amber medicine and contemplated Buddy’s effort, Reid’s dessert, the kids, Jared Moore.

‘He doesn’t look big enough to be Jared Moore,’ said the Cob.

‘He looks too young. His nose looks too straight,’ I added. He was glancing at us too.

Onto Enmore Rd we stepped, nothing in view but the downward slope. The Warren doesn’t exist anymore. Well not in its entirety. But much of the sandstone was used to line the gutters of Marrickville. We googled Jared Moore on our way down the hill. It was him! He did have the straight nose. But it wasn’t him. He’s got a coaching gig at North Melbourne. Long gone. Swings and roundabouts. As we passed the park, the Cob piped up:

‘Remember what we used to call him?’

I remembered.

‘Bulldog!’


Wednesday, 29 March 2017

Round 1, 2017: BFA

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‘Was it a painting major she did?’ A colleague at the Museum of Contemporary Art is asking me about another of our co-workers.
‘Installation, I think.’ It’s almost home time. I grab my bag.
‘Wait, what?’ Another colleague is catching up. ‘Does everyone have to have a major?’
‘Well, when you do a BFA—’
A broken f*@?ing arm??
‘—a Bachelor of Fine Arts …’
I’ve just seen the text messages lined up on my home screen. ‘A broken arm! On a chain? Tripped on a chain?? Six weeks!!!’

Right there, while the conversation dims to mute behind me, a deluge lets loose: the loss on Saturday; the already disorganised defence; the midfield that was missing something; the now impending shuffle of men; Jarrad’s calf and Rohan’s back and Isaac’s glands and Dan’s collarbone; the Premiers this coming Friday night; pride; shame; blame. What about that foam sling I pulled out of the garbage bin in the Cob’s study last night, the one he used for a thumb injury sustained while rumbling? I kid you not, I put it round my neck just last night and slung my right arm into it, wondering if I could get away with helplessness at work on Monday.

In the interstice between work and train, a first round loss becomes a snowball season. One man down becomes a bowling strike of bodies. The feeling creeps in me of a chain of events—no! Not a chain!—a ripple effect, breaking something smooth into something very ominous. That one small crack in Dane Rampe’s arm is suddenly magnified into the giant crevasse that lies under the thick skin of the new-season footy lover.

Are we really so brittle?

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On season’s eve I had chatted with a gallery visitor who was on a seven day camp with kids.
‘Where are you from?’ I asked.
‘Melbourne,’ came the reply.
‘When are you heading home?’
‘Tomorrow.’
‘Ah good. Just in time for footy season.’
Her eyes brightened. Here in Sydney and someone understood? Her story unrolled. She was a Bombers supporter, buoyed and ready again after all that she had weathered. She had raised her family in Ivanhoe, where a daughter had come home from school one day and announced she would support Collingwood like 99% of her friends. Mother told daughter she could go and live in the garage. It wasn’t until her 21st birthday speech that daughter revealed she had indeed supported Collingwood for two years but had never told her mother.

Richmond are my new Collingwood. I potter through Thursday footy. But Friday grips. The contest is detailed and vivifying. There’s a passage half way through the second when a handball departs the flick of Caleb Daniel and flies through Picken to He’s-Back-Bob who spins the perfect harried kick into a 2 on 2 in the 50 where Johannisen scoops and negotiates the six points. I’m audibly enchanted. The Cygnet’s on the living room floor scoring his music assessment. But you couldn’t score play like that.

I talk to Mum on Saturday morning.
‘Your father asked me what team you would be supporting this year.’
‘What?’
‘I asked him how he could be so ridiculous. And he says, “She derzn’t want to change zis year?” He just has no idea.’
This from my mother who has never allied herself to any sporting team in her life. I’m proud of her. And not so bewildered by the Frenchman. Maybe he’s simply in the rhythm of the French Presidential run up and the increasingly absurd lucky dip of choices from week to week as each candidate becomes less and less suitable to lead the Republic.

I hang up and realise that it’s back. This incredible and unique narrative structure that is the footy season, that underpins and supports life in every genre. If it had a shape it might look like laces, that hold things together, keep things tight.

That’s how I climb into the thronging O’Reilly on Saturday arvo, past the siren by five minutes or so—nobody crosses Sydney in time anymore. The O’Reilly boys are shoulder to shoulder and the ‘family’ is ordered across the rows as we know them. A nod here, a wave.
‘Back for more?’ the gatekeeper to Row U asks as I shuffle and thank and hello and sit. Zak Jones launches the ball from the back. Something just settles. I’ve got a rhythm section again. And I don’t realise how much it holds me, how much I love it until I feel it securely underneath me again.

There’s a fork of a forward line in place. Lance kicks one. Straight. Reid kicks 2 across the body. Reid’s kicking like Lance. Lance’s kicking like Tony. O’Reilly James calls it—‘The Lockett factor.’ And we’re cruising for a quarter or two up in Row U, more engrossed in the embrace of a full home ground, the pale grey twilight and our renewed togetherness. Piqued by the unfamiliars 13 and 6.
‘Who’s got C Bolton’s jersey?’ I demand.
‘Foote,’ says O’Reilly Max.
‘Be better if he had 12,’ quips the Cob. ‘Six foot’s not enough for a footballer.’
‘Where did we get this Reid?’ giggles Max as Sam kicks a stylish third.
But things slip. The clearances turn one-sided. The mids can’t retrieve it or work it. Under plenty of pressure the defence looks atypically unsystematic. And at the other end, the pill’s a pea inside 50 that the fork just can’t trap. I feel almost grateful that the Cob and I have to leave at the third quarter break to retrieve our Cygnet across town. We listen to the dénouement as we navigate and languish in Sydney’s strangled passages.


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The Cob’s heading off on a Tuesday morning run.
‘Watch for chains,’ I call. I’m sure these things ricochet.
I’m at my desk knowing I must revoke the sadness of empathy, must shun early despair. Must rebuild in a day. Cause I can’t follow the next 22 rounds in a state of premature defeat. Gotta get the metronome out and let it work up the beat again. Let it drive a re-investment in the open wound of optimism, in depth and magic and the tune of ‘opportunity’. After all, Rampe got his start off Johnson’s injury misfortune.

I’m investing in Aliir now, overcoming the ‘tow’ problem the Swans site noted (and corrected) yesterday. He will need to tow in defence on Friday. Because, yes, everyone needs a major in a BFA.



This piece was first published on the Footy Almanac website, 28th March 2017.

Sunday, 26 March 2017

Pre-season, 2017: Changing of the Seasons

It’s as dark as night on Wednesday morning in Sydney. A roof has caved in on the main street. Trees are falling out of the ground on the nature strips; they lie wrapped on the footpaths in SES tape. At home, everything is wet: floorboards, shoes, bed sheets, washing. Even the cat feels damp. There’s a sort of steamy glumness to the city.
Last weekend’s Under 14 Division 2 cricket semi was washed out. A few diligent families stood under the awning at Beaman Park on Saturday morning and watched the puddles fill. I turned to the team manager and whispered: ‘It’s not a good sign when you come to the cricket in your gumboots.’ Two delusional coaches stood head to head out in the centre under their umbrellas. We could only assume they were deliberating as to whether we’d get any play in. While the players themselves, shoes off and pants rolled, were frolicking in the drowned outfields with the team’s border collie, Banjo. We were home making chicken stock by 9am. And there won’t be any more cricket.
I haven’t given more than a glance to footy in the off season except to partake in the women’s game. With Dad away on a five week working stint in the USA, the Cygnet and I watched the first ever Women’s AFL match together. We parked devout on that first February Friday with dinner on our knees. We even watched the pre-show. And when the women of Carlton and Collingwood ran up the stairs at Ikon Park and headed for a banner, I cried unannounced tears. For the players – these women – for the moment they were a part of, what it must have meant to them, for the support they were receiving, for the public rituals of the game they were suddenly a part of, for the joy that accompanied their entrance, for the sheer visibility of women doing what they love, with capacity.
We watched the first quarter eagerly. How did they move the ball, how hard did they bump? How well did they know each other? We giggled at the careful treading of commentary, tripping on the odd well-known: ‘Look at D’Arcy. She’s sticking to her man.’ We started to follow a name or two. Hoped for Moana, whooped at Darcy V. And perhaps what was best of all was this – within two quarters, the Cygnet was prone with his book and I was pottering through Friday tidy, the game our background noise. It’s just how we watch all end-of-week footy if our Swans aren’t on the park. Nothing could have been more normal than the girls on a Friday night.
By Saturday in late February, the Cygnet and I came in from trapeze and the sort of conditioning session these girls probably go through. He needed carbs. We settled into the second half of the Dogs v Collingwood. Mo had kicked a goal. Collingwood were up. We watched, we ate. He read. And half way through the last quarter he piped up:
 ‘It’s hard isn’t it?’
‘What is?’ I asked.
‘The game.’
We watched a few moments more as Collingwood forced stoppages midfield.
‘It is, isn’t it? It’s more raw than the men’s game.’
‘I guess they all have day jobs too,’ the Cygnet added.
‘Yup. These girls don’t train full time.’
The Bulldogs moved the ball off a chance but it broke down at half forward.
‘It’s rougher than the men’s game,’ he finished.
‘Is it really?’ I asked. ‘Or do we just perceive that it’s rougher because they are women and we don’t get to see women being publically physical like this.’
‘No,’ said the Cygnet. I completely misjudged him. ‘I mean rough as in not so pristine. Not so slick. It’s rougher and so it’s fun to watch. I can imagine playing that way.’
The women’s game brought weeks of these kinds of subtleties. Weeks of chat about low scores and equal opportunities. Games of semantics with my Cygnet: AFLW versus WAFL – ‘Shouldn’t the men’s game then be AFLM, Mum?’ Weeks of wondering about all the historical ways women have been positioned in versions of non-existence, taught and diligently learnt uncertainty and ­­­self limitation. Weeks of conversations with a 12 year old boy who has just started high school and is creeping towards young adulthood, about what it takes to hone skills, about the amount of support and belief you need, how slow that build can be, how success can be measured by myriad markers.
And now we’re back to the blokes. Full circle. Maybe this season will feel a little different for the pre that has ceded it.
The Swans were at Circular Quay yesterday morning, metres from my workplace. But I don’t work Tuesdays. And I’m kind of glad. I’m like the groom this week who doesn’t want to see his bride until the big day. Not even keen to look at the list. I know the fire-starters Heeney and Rohan will be missing but I hear there are kids already pencilled on the starting line. And we’ll have our new Captain K and our triple pronged vices, our inked in Callum and our inked up Buddy, married and fit. And that’ll do til Saturday.
It’s supposed to rain and storm up to and into game day. There will be umbrellas alongside the beers at our feet. The concrete of the O’Reilly risks to be mossy. But we’ll make our way and start all over again. It’s autumn and Port are coming to play.

first published on the The Footy Almanac, 22 March 2017.

Tiger Diary 23.3.2017

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How many light years does it take to change a Tiger?
How long is a piece of string theory?
Is that the steadily syncopated sound of bongo conundrums I hear calling to me frombeneath the artificial palm trees at Tigerland?
Has there ever been a better time to be a Richmond supporter?
No, fellow backpocketeering tipsters, no, no. 
Because this season at Punt Rd is
'The Year of Answers'. 
Bring it on!


Wednesday, 16 September 2015

Tiger Diary 14.9.2015




Ghost Stories, Revenge and Missing Persons

North Melbourne will lose by about a thousand points next week, unless the officials have something to do with it.

The Tiger Diary observed a few weeks back that:

"Injuries and suspensions and umpiring decisions can really turn a season from now on." 

Lindsay Thomas should provide the suspension aspect for North. 

Swannies can surely play the injuries card in their defence (and attack!!) to claim underdog status, their most dangerous state.

Seems Richmond now have the worst umpiring decision of the year to reference their season's end. What a horror! Six points right then would have changed the result, no doubt about it.

Of course beyond their superior intensity, speed and sure-footedness, there were other things influencing the North win.

Revenge must have been sweet for Robin Nahas, just like it was for Matt White and Jay Shultz against Port Adelaide last year - all 3 were shunned by Tigerland and were then underestimated as opponents. Troy Chaplin, all our followers and all and the rest of our backs continued treating Nahas with contempt. They all tried to run around him, and all got caught. Very costly.

Then there was the Ghost of Carlton haunting us as ever in the form of Jarrad Waite this time. He played his best game in years.

And has anyone seen Trent Cochin, Brett Delidio or Brandon Ellis?

Seems we still had a couple of breakable hearts after all.

All this aside, we perhaps didn't play well enough to have won, but if the whistle had properly been blown for an irrefutable  free kick to Shane Edward only a few metres in front of goal in the dying minutes of the game we'd today be saying "Tigers win ugly over woefully inaccurate Roos", and next weekend I'd be yelling GO TIGERS! instead of mouthing Go Swans ! 

I've enjoyed the season. I'll survive this Melancholy Monday. I'm very glad Dylan Grimes has finally made a "best players" list for a game, even though it took a spectacular collision to get him recognised. I'll miss Chris Newman's greying hair and mighty left boot terribly. Let's keep refining our list, then who knows, Richmond?

Maybe next year.

Tuesday, 25 August 2015

Tiger Diary 25.8.2015

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I Don't Mean to be Petty

In 1981, The Richmond Tigers spent the season as reigning premiers.
They finished seventh that year - one win and a good few percentage points outside the final five.
Tiger Michael Roach did win the Coleman medal with 86 for the season, but this was one disappointing season.
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers released "The Waiting Is the Hardest Part" that year. 
It may have spurred the Tigers on to the grand final in 1982. It seemed the waiting was over, but alas, no cigar. 
Maybe next year.
Or the next.
Or the nextextextextext?

At this point, in this the most promising Tigers' season in years, I'm finding it torture to watch games. 
Apoplexy and disbelief meets a loss. Anxiety, suspicion and only temporary relief meets a win.
Did I sign up for this with my blood-soaked yellow and black paw-print?

"Yeah-yeah. Yeah-yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The waiting is the hardest part
Every day you get one more yard
You take it on faith, you take it to the heart
The waiting is the hardest part. . . ."

You bet I signed up for it!

And our secret strength is now this: 

All our breakable hearts are now broken.


Sunday, 16 August 2015

Tiger Diary 14.8.2015

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The Breakfast of Champions

Pressure brews. Haikus.
Diamonds of yellow and black.
Scoreboard poetry.


Wednesday, 22 July 2015

Tiger Dairy 22.07.2015

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As the cream starts floating to the top I've been wheying up and churning some well milked, cheesy thoughts about the maturing season.

The finishing posts have started to come into view, but don't peek too soon.

Since a near-perfect first quarter of glamour footy a few weeks back against Freo, Richmond have only been able to "win ugly" (5 from 6).

Fremantle are doing the same.

Bulldogs, Cats, Pies, Roos, Crows and Port have all been finding unexpected snakes on their ladders.

The Giant's Jack Steele has helped grow his club an unexpected beanstalk. 

The Swans got thrashed by the Hawks this week when earlier in the season the Swans won well.

Complacency and consistency - you are only as good as your last performance, but don't peak too soon!

Injuries and suspensions and umpiring decisions can really turn a season from now on. 

If you are laying an accidentally injurious bump on someone, don't peek at them too soon,

and if you are angry, please, no piquing, and certainly don't duck!

It's that thyme of the season(ing) and the chickens have started coming home to roast. 


Wednesday, 15 July 2015

Round 15: Nothing is Built in a Day

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As the Swans mounted a charge in the second quarter in Brisbane last Sunday evening, I entered the ancient history department of Sydney’s Macquarie University to witness the hand-over of a collection of prints, engravings, etchings and photographs of the Roman forum spanning some 500 years. Life works in mysterious ways.
The invitation had come through the Cygnet’s trapeze teacher whose mother is the collector, curator and donor. It was her 60th birthday. It was Julius Caesar’s birthday too. He would have been 2115. We drank red and ate cheese, surveyed the remarkable collection and evaluated the many faces of a joyous crowd we didn’t know.
The academics spoke in turn. Of Rome, foundation of civilisation, of the forum as it was, a lived space, a space of plants growing wild and the busy efforts of daily life, a space eventually emptied and deadened by archaeologists attempting to uncover and explain. They spoke of their love of history as inquiry, of the knowledge it gives and the further inquiry that knowledge must precipitate. The founder of the department spoke of the beginning of the Museum of Ancient Culture’s collection, the purchase in the early 1970s of a copper wire—a medical tool apparently. It was set up in a spare room in the then almost rural campus of Macquarie Uni and an unused faculty secretary was despatched to guard the precious inaugural acquisition. As they talked—and they talked!—I leant into Patrick and the Cygnet and whispered Gee, I find it reassuring that there are subcultures of people who know deeply about things I know nothing about. That there are people looking after these things.

*

Last week we went to see my parents. We hadn’t seen them in months, not since adventures in Iceland and Europe. Vicissitudes intervene. Water had flowed back here. Dad had had a back operation. Mum had played nurse long time. Daily life in the country progressed with autumn’s winds and winter’s orchard fruits. School holidays opened a window and we drove down on a bitter night, arriving in the dark under a dish of stars.
Dad always buys croissants for breakfast when we visit. There they were on Tuesday morning. I handed him a bag of coffee beans. I’ve brought you some good coffee from Leichhardt, Dad.
            But non, he said with an apologetic expression stretched over those expressive cheeks, Aym not dreenking coffee any more. Aym dreenking tea.
I assumed it was medical contraindication that had driven him to this.
Non. Aye jurst deedn’t warnt coffee anymore. I preefer tea now.
I didn’t say anything more, reassured by the cheese plate that appeared at lunch, the French Beaujolais served with it. Until evening fell and with it that feeling again that something really wasn’t right.
            Mathildie, do you warnt a geen and tonic? A leetle geen and tonic? A little aperitif to accompany the pre-dinner tele the olds often enjoy. Dad watches the global report on SBS before feeding time. But instead the Antiques Roadshow ignited on screen, a manor garden and a polite queue of Manchester locals waiting for their consultation with a cast of clown-like Britons in tight, bright suits chuffed at the appearance of a music box or a pocket watch or a chest of naval documents. Dad seemed to know each category specialist by name. Ah, zat’s (insert name. I can’t for the life of me remember). He iz wornderful, he said as he handed me my drink.
I cornered Mum by the stove.
What’s happened to Dad? He’s become English.
Oh she added, seemingly unfussed, and he’s been talking recently of all the interesting places there are to visit there. We might like to go on a trip through Britain. I felt my French blood drain from my face and gulped the drink in one.
When we all settled in for the first ball of the first Ashes test that night, I was half expecting the ex-Frenchman to say that he was barracking for the Poms.
Patrick, the Cygnet and I headed up Woodhill mountain to Drawing Room Rocks the next morning. We started in a pea soup fog. Couldn’t see the road, couldn’t see the escarpment, the trees, the clouds, the valley. Just walking into a beautiful mystery until the sun parted the red gums and accompanied us all the way to the top, all the sturdiness of age-old sandstone underfoot and the company of lyrebirds singing us up the mountain. We stood at the top and looked out out over a crystal-clear Shoalhaven. I couldn’t help expressing what was on my mind: All the underpinnings of my Frenchness, my very foundation, they’re crumbling into ruins.

*

We drove home from Macquarie Uni via an excellent Grandma’s Tofu in Eastwood and a distant view of the Olympic Stadium. Hmm, Hawthorn on the mind. We’d checked the victory in Brisbane. Simply said and done, that one.
We watched the recording back home. Lots of unremarkable movement from our side. Lots of everyday efforts, jobs half done, enough but not much. A few nice rebounds from Rampe, some good presence from Kurt, millions of in-close touches from Kennedy and Dan and Buddy’s pocket roller.
Some ailments need diagnoses. Some are more mysterious and just need time to right themselves. It’s often hard to know the difference but we usually have a hunch. This one seems to need time, at least until we see how serious it is.
But I’ve been wondering lately whether some of the vitality of the Bloods ethos has been deadened by sanctioning it so deeply, whether it’s become a bit punitive rather than generative, whether the players may be feeling the grind of it rather than the joy of it.
I’ve been wondering whether the club’s installation of that ethos as the foundation stone of all recent success has made the players’ attachment to it more like a mantra than a process of inquiry. Knowing your nationality, being told that you are a Blood, it’s no guarantee for how you’re going to behave.
At the moment the Swans’ game feels a little like the hallowed piece of wire locked away, the life stripped from it. Perhaps it needs the secretary to unlock the case and leave the room for a while.

*

If Rome had Lucretius and Cicero, I have the Moomins, those white hippo-nosed Scandinavian philosophers. I live my life by their creed. Yesterday they posted their daily Instagram, a black and white sketch of Moomintroll and Too-Ticky sitting opposite each other around a fire. The quote is from Moominland Midwinter. Too-Ticky says: All things are so very uncertain. And that’s exactly what makes me feel reassured.
Yesterday was Bastille Day. My father did not ring. I rang him, but got the machine. Maybe it’s a good thing he’s exploring his inner Brit. It may make him appreciate his Frenchness again. Maybe he was out drinking real bubbles with some of his Francophile friends. I don’t know.
We have Hawthorn this week. I know I am going to see men seriously working through the mysteries of winning. I’m so glad they are looking after the game. Because I couldn’t set up behind or in front of play. I couldn’t back back with the flight in the pocket. Or burst and run for hours. I couldn’t judge the perfect landing point of a dynamic trajectory or initiate the kick that would carry it. And who knows? These experts—they might just be my boys I’m talking about. That possibility, it’s so reassuring.


Tuesday, 23 June 2015

What Dog is That Coach? - Revisited

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Bucks and the Staffy

Mark Williams and the German Shepherd

Woosha and the Husky

Mick and the Giant Schnauzer

Rocket and the Blue Heeler

Jade Rawlings and the Manchester Terrier

Neil Craig and the Chow

Sheeds and the Sheepdog