Wednesday 28 March 2018

TIGER DIARY - 28.3.2018

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It’s hard to start firing up on a Tuesday for a Thursday game. It feels a bit tragic and, well, hasn’t a round just finished? It’s too soon to start again. The work and school week have only just begun! Thus I’ve left it to Wednesday arvo - yet there are still no team announcements. Firing up on Thursday for a Saturday match, however just feels like nice due preparation. Start your tipping ritual. Check injuries ...

Week one was somehow ok as the Season Opener, but here we go again with Richmond and Adelaide. Indeed it is the GF replay, but why do we need Thursday night footy? This Thursday slot can’t be good for late night shopping either, heaven forbid! Just look what Sunday footy has done to Church attendance!

Part of me still yearns for the VFL format where all games used to start simultaneously every Saturday. 2.30 I think it was. It was quite thrilling 'going around the grounds' at breaks, seeing before your eyes how the round was unfolding. It was hopeless though if you wanted to see more than one live game per week. And there’s the rub, of course. 

Anyway, us Tigers have 3 Thursday nights this year. I don’t think it’s a factor in ladder outcomes.

I’m particularly looking forward to the onfield numerical matchups tomorrow night:
18 on 18 - Rance and Betts
9 on 9 - Cotchin on Sloane
8 on 8 - Jack Riewoldt on Jake Kelly
and particularly 6 on 6 - old Carlton mates, Bryce Gibbs and Shaun Grigg

Even a day early, Bring it on!

CLASSROOM - Last Minute Tip Changes

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Steyne Park, Marrickville | Saturday 24th March


On Friday night, shortly before the Essendon/Adelaide clash, I shared a little text exchange with Anna of the Marracka Villes. ‘Go Bombers!’ I typed. Anna was already experiencing the tightrope of team tipping. The Marracka Villes had locked in the Crows, but new right-hand Ezra was pushing for a late swap to Essendon. Anna was reluctant.

The game unfolded as it did, with an early Essendon lead and a strong come back by the Crows. At 9.22pm a text came in: ‘Last minute swap by the Marracka Villes – game 2 & already some tension.’ At that stage of the match, it looked like a mistake, a rookie error on the part of right-hand Ezra. ‘Last minute swaps are very perilous,’ I replied.

Esteemed Tipster Sally has perhaps been the strongest voice on this subject. Sally has maintained a bottom line to her many years of tipping: Never ever change your tips!!

The rationale may go something like this … if you tip and you’re wrong, you have a single disappointment, that of not getting the tip. If you tip, change and are then proved wrong, you have a double dose of disappointment – the disappointment of losing the point + the disappointment of having changed your tip. There may be additional sub layers involved – wondering why you didn’t trust your instinct, angsting over your inclination to self doubt, fears of sinking into a deep, season-long existential battle …

But, on the flip side, the promised high of a last minute swap that turns out to be a success is very tempting. And it is indeed a high high! As Essendon tenaciously clawed their way back into the lead and held on for a victory, I was curious about the tone at Marracka Ville Central. It appears that a very dignified Ezra simply offered a knowing smile. 

The question then becomes - how many times does tipping juju voodoo allow a tipster to get away with last minute changes? Is there a relationship to lucky dips or probabilities or some such other enchantment? I have to admit, my perfect 9 in Round 1 included not one but TWO last minute changes!! (Essendon was not one of them.) I had originally chosen Melbourne to defeat Geelong but reconsidered hours before the game on finding out it was Joel Selwood’s 250th game. (I was at Selwood's 200th game in Geelong and it was fierce!) That combined with the return of the Son of God might just get them over the line if it got tight. Turns out Max Gawn got them over the line.

There are conditions that warrant a relatively level-headed consideration of a last minute tip change. A last minute star scratching or key position injury. A particular emotional drive – think the death of Adelaide coach Phil Walsh. A milestone for a true clubman. A tropical weather system. But all of these elements belong more in the camp of speculative magic. Peter reminded me over coffee on Saturday that really the numbers are your best friend.

What think you Tipsters, to change or not to change?


Wednesday 21 March 2018

TIGER DIARY - 21.3.2018

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2017, Done and Dustied

A crumpled old blue silverware polishing cloth got going on my new Tasmanian Tiger souvenir teaspoon.
 
The brand-name “Randa" came up out of the gloom and tarnish, girt by an outline of Australia. 

I’m thinking... circa 1967, but possibly as recent as 1980? Definitely from the last golden age of yellow and black. 

Here it is now, for the first time in 37 years, my own little piece of shining winner's Silverware.

Finally out of its deformed and brittle presentation box and into my proud hands.

And what a trophy it is! 

It was given to me by dear, loyal Swans fans Mathilde and Patrick after the 2017 Richmond Tigers won the Grand Final. 

It will never be used to eat a boiled egg, nor stir sugar into tary old cups of black tea.

Half-filling the concave spoon section is a little glued-on information plaque. 

The handle bears another one with a nice little picture of the once menacing but now extinct carnivore. 

The Tasmanian tiger is not the Richmond mascot, but Tasmanian born players have made such disproportionately huge contributions to the club since 1967 when Royce Hart crossed the Tasman, then followed by Michael Roach, Ian Stewart, Brendon Gale, Matthew Richardson and Jack Riewoldt that indeed, the Tasmanian Tiger makes a very fitting Richmond icon.

So I’ll be keeping my Tiger Teaspoon smiling-shiny.  It shall remain untarnished by all that relentless Richmond stirring.

Remember, to avoid extinction you have to fight and fight and win.