Wednesday 7 September 2011

AND THE RUNNER UP IS ...



In his own words, here is the perspective of one half of the J@TS, Tony, on the narrow defeat:

'As for the final round?

Mostly I marvel at how tough it is to win the backpocket. You can't just fall over the line. You gotta actively win it and that's what happened. Our congratulations and respect go to the Snouthlings. I was toey all week and feared all week that J@TS most definitely did not have it in the bag. Mostly I feared Gai &David whose spectacular margin score from the previous week had put them a zephyr behind on 3 margin points and one win. If we faltered we were gone. And with one hand on the backpocket I think I did go conservative (although there were some nasty 50/50 games).

I say "I" went conservative as Joey (the J in J@TS) quite firmly wanted Port over Melbourne (I made us go Melb); just as the previous week (I think) he firmly wanted Swans over Geelong (I made us pick Geelong). This almost makes up for when I said Bombers and he said Swans (and he picked Swans). You may recall Bombers won by a point. All Tipping Duos will understand those vignettes. And interestingly Duos (of various hues) made up at least the top 3 places this year. What does that say?

So roll on 2012. And ponder this over the off season ... what margin will you take the first time GWS front up on the Friday night?'

Tuesday 6 September 2011

AND THE WINNER IS ...


What a final round all round!

His team made a statement on Friday night against the Pies ... and so did Lyndon of the Snouthlings, pinning back a one point lead to the J@TS with a splendid round of 7 to take the title for 2011. All that in his first year! He's off to Melbourne on Friday night to get behind the blue and white hoops.

You may have noticed that the Snouthlings are referred to above as a 'he'. There has been some speculation as to how fervently the 'South' (that's Jess) has played alongside the Snelling (that's Lyndon) during the season. Word has it the team broke up as far back as Round 4 when Sydney played Geelong. She wanted Swans, he wanted Cats. He won out. The Cats won. And they parted tipping ways then. But Lyndon went on alone ... whether that makes his achievement more or less likely, I'll leave up to you. Here's what he had planned to submit as his profile way back before the first siren sounded. (I suspect fear and cowardice of said Ms Jess prevented him actually sending it. - Ed.)

'The Snouthlings are effectively a result of the expansion of the AFL into a national competition. Demetriou must surely be satisfied with the intrusion into the inner west of the Snouthlings. Half this duo is a true believer. I believe Gary Ablett Senior is a good man (used to think great). I tipped the Suns first round, dreamt the Cats were not finished this year, and believed that eventually AFL would be beamed live into Sydney on Friday nights. Born and raised in the NSW/VIC border town of Cobram, God's own country, not Gablett Snr, but the maker of the Garden of Eden, I thought I knew this game. Until I joined the backpocket. Now I know I have no idea.

The other half of the Snouthling duo was raised in Sydney. She cares little for the game, hopes that the tipping competition leads to bucket loads of cash and a big piss up somewhere. When tipping, this duo meet on Thursday, check the teams, talk the issues through, examine the ins and outs. Jess then checks the teams' colours and outfits and examines biceps and buttocks. Then, through a collaborative process, we select our teams. Much later, as she snores in front of the footy show, I completely change them. There is a very good chance, if our performances continue to be so mediocre, that this process will be reversed.'


Jess' silent partnership clearly paid off! Well done Snouthlings.

As for our runners up, not sure if the J@TS 'had it in the bag' and got too conservative at the end. Or perhaps one of the team was resting? Hopefully we'll get word from them about the loss, when they recover sufficiently from the disappointment.

My heart, in any case, is warmed by the evidence this season that going against the tide does pay off. In fact, it's the only way, in the end, to the top.

After weeks of bottle necking at the top, our leaders sorted themselves nicely in the end into outright first, second and third: the Snouthlings on 146, J@TS on 145 and Gai and David on 144. Special mention must be made of Melissa's Round 24 performance. Having been inconspicuously steady all year, Melissa finished the season with a flashy 8, climbing a whopping 5 places in the final week to end up in 5th! Fifth! That was my spot. Melissa also showed the best form all year in the 'margin' category, finishing the season with the lowest margin differentiation of 485. With a good pre-season under her belt .. who knows what she might be capable of.

I would also like to tip my hat to my direct opponent, Nigel of Lanternz, who beat me by 1 point in the end. I have very much enjoyed our battle this year and look forward to lining up on him again in 2012. Omar is delighted to have pipped Swivel by 1. And thanks also to Lucinda who was tortured by AFL.com so early in the season, dashing her hopes of a full season, but who nevertheless stayed hooked in all year long. Good luck with those Pies, Lucie. To all whose teams are in finals action, I wish you good viewing.

And to all of you, bravo on a fine season - 24 rounds and 110%.

x tm

Saturday 3 September 2011

TIGER DIARY > 3.9.11



There's nothing quite so pretty as the team in eighth spot finishing up with a 100.00 percentage.

That is of course unless Richmond can finish ninth again - which would make it 7 times in 17 years. That would be pretty(silly) indeed.

It would make the losses against Port and Suns look pretty bloody silly too. But the win over the Swans who then beat the Cats, then makes us Tigers feel just a little pretty.

Tipping Freo over the pies was not pretty, just silly. Especially when it cost me my only perfect eight for the season. So Silly.

Richmond to skewer the Roos in the last gasps of the home and away season 2011, Freo having been flayed by the Wulldogs on Saturday afternoon. Hall shines...

Natural order restored with the Richmond Witches returning to 9th spot, ready to take on GWS et al in 2012.

But what about the Battered Turd of the Year from Geelong to the cheating Pies. Beautiful ! The inaugural AFL round 24 has started well. Looks like it might become THE JUSTICE ROUND. Jungle justice - I hear drums.