Thursday 8 May 2014

Tiger Diary - 8.5.2104

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Been disappointing times for us Tiges, battling on with both injuries and a hostile draw against us.
None of us thought we'd be sitting 2-5 after Round 7, did we? What a great time for a bye though.....

This present season... you can see us with a mope,
hanging from a rope
if we're behind then we don't mind 
we'll fight and fight and........ hope.......

So where to from here?
Where is our mythically powerful team?
Who are the characters - The Captain Bloods, The Rolls Royce King of Harts' ? The Winners?
Who can pull the sword from this terrible stone?
Where are the merry men to lead us out of this dark forest, and who in turn shall lead them?
We need a man who has shed blood on the battlefield. Shows loyalty, follows orders, and leads only by example.
He wears the handsome, scarring near-death glory of a shuddering jousting head clash.
He risks head and skin and draws swoon and envy and respect and admiration at every turn.
Who is this Ace in our deck?

ARISE SIR RANCELOT !
and with him rise the cast of this fabled fairytale forward. 

Sir Ivan of Mullet, David of Astbury, The Jack of Riewolts, The Bacchus of Houli and arise too The Chaplin of Troy.
Arise Edwards The First
Arise Edwards The Second.
Arise the 2 Blond Bombshells, Morris and Ellis,  the Scarlet Pimpernels, Jackson, Vlastuin and Conca, the 3 Scotch Guards, McDonough, McBean and McIntosh and Nathan@39Gordon and Nathan @42Foley.
Arise The Cotchin of Trent, Sir Tyrone, Shaun of the Grigg, The Noble Batchelor, Doubtless Thomas, Grimes, Big Ben, Biggles, Lucky Pets, T42with SamLloyd, Chris the Elder, Flip Delidio, Service Hampson,  The Martin Lad.
Intoducing Ben-John Lennon, Todd Elton-John, Bro'Hanlon, The Bigger O and the Matts Dea and Arnot.
Arise (please) Chris The Knight of Knights Knee.

But arise and go quickly good men of Richmond, 
for constant and confusing dangers are alurk.
Awrys things may go, you know, when the Jester is the Jake is the King.

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